Vertically integrated oyster producer, East 33 (ASX:E33):
announce[d] that it has completed the acquisition of […] oyster farm management software, Oyster Cloud …
I had to read this sentence many times before I realised they’re actually talking about oysters, like the seafood oyster. I was thinking this is something new cloud platform with a funny name like Kubernetes.
An $11 million company focussed on oysters — there ya go!